Christmas Quiz

I was sent this “quiz” by my friend Brian. Here’s my answers

1. Wrapping paper or gift bags?

Both, it depends on the gift.

2. Real tree or Artificial?

Fake. People who cut down trees are uncaring global warmers. (I’m kidding.)

3. When do you put up the tree?

First week of December, or whenever my wife gets around to it.

4. When do you take the tree down?

Sometime after New Years, or whenever my wife gets around to it.

5. Do you like egg nog?

Yes, with rum.

6. Favorite gift received as a child?



Honda XR75 motorcycle.

7. Do you have a nativity scene?

No

8. Hardest person to buy for?

My father. Difficult to get creative beyond the standard “gift card” solution.

9. Easiest to buy for?

Our daughter. I know exactly what she likes.

10. Mail or email Christmas cards?

Mail, but always late. ALWAYS.

11. Worst Christmas gift you ever received?

Batteries.

12. Favorite Christmas Movie?



A Christmas Story. Obviously.

14. Have you ever recycled a Christmas present?

No, but probably will this year.

15. Favorite thing to eat at Christmas?



Chocolate Santa

16. Clear lights or colored on the tree?

Colored. Preferably blinking, although my wife always turns that off.

17. Favorite Christmas song?


(Santa Baby)

18. Travel at Christmas or stay home?

Have done both, lately stay home.

19. Can you name all of Santa’s reindeers?



Beyond Rudolph, what’s the point?

20. This question is missing!

21. Open the presents Christmas Eve or morning?

Christmas Morning. Eve-opening is weak.

22. Most annoying thing about this time of year?

People who are annoyed by the commercialism of Chrismas.

23. Favorite ornament theme or color?

Seattle Seahawks. Obviously.

24. Favorite for Christmas dinner?

Turkey, Mashed Potatoes, Stuffing, Corn, Gravy. Yes Please.

25. What do you want for Christmas this year?

Anything from my Amazon Wish List. Yes Please.

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And what’s a list without “tagging” someone else? So I now tag Cruft, Kohary, Hylander, and Duert. Get on it, fellows.