Survivor observation…

Watching Survivor last night it occurred to me that given the right light and camera angle, Katie can look rather attractive.

…then the light fades, snakes sprout from her head and death rays shoot out of her eyes. I am SO glad she didn’t win the million dollars. Kudos to Tom who is the first survivor to use muscle and leadership to take the prize. He played probably the cleanest game of any Survivor to date. Other observations:

• Coby minces more than Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean. Given five minutes alone in a room with him, I’ll wager most people would be able to guess his profession.
• Throw a little chin-beard on him and Ian becomes Shaggy. Matthew Lillard should start tuning up that resume.
• Wanda is a flippin’ fruitcake. That she came to the show prepared with an original song to sing is frightening enough. That should could’ve gone on for 10 verses (if not cut off by Probst) is even scarier.
• Stephanie needs a show of her own. It’s too soon for someone this…talented.. to step out of the spotlight. Just do something about those eyebrows! Someone needs to tell that girl you need to trim them less, not more! Sheesh.
• If Coby set back the cause of gay men seeking to avoid being stereotyped, James put a similar hurt on rednecks everywhere.

So now it’s over, and our Thursday nights are empty again. Hurry back, Survivor Guatemala…we need you desperately.