Soda, meet screen…

Overheard inside a Fallujah bunker, Wednesday, November 10

First militant: “You know, for paper tigers, these American infidels sure did pack enough ordnance, wouldn’t you say, Farouk?”

Second militant: “I cannot feel my legs.”

(Too short to excerpt, I had to post the whole thing…too funny.)
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