Money Quotes

“It was so little, when I pulled it out of the bag, my eyes were as big as my head” — Dupont

“I think it’s, like, annoying because what am I going to do anyway?” — Fallon

“I’m surprised at their reluctance to concede they’re wrong” — Rooney

“This is akin to picking up a shotgun, walking drunk into a biker bar, shouting YOU GUYS ARE ALL SUCH FLAMIN’ FAGS then tripping over a chair. ” — Lileks

“A RECENT story that didn’t get nearly the attention it deserved was the New York Daily News report that 46,000 registered New York City voters are also registered to vote in Florida.” — Jacoby

“I think we were all a little ashamed of our prejudice, and started thinking that maybe Saddam Hussein was an okay guy. But we were still glad we weren’t sitting next to him.” — DY

“Please, tell the fans to quit all that booing” – Saints LB, Derrick Rogers

“They’re fat on gas” — Navias

“Only morons could uncover some of this crap because right thinking people don’t dismount their swoop while trying to call a pet going into a Krayt spawn with orange hotpants AND trying to compose a new email at the same time.” — Woods

“Sure enough, within minutes of putting on the freaky mask, I was moonwalking all over the place.” — RoG

“”I asked if they wanted to counterattack or ride this to ground and outlast it, not spending any money. (Cleland) said counterattack. So I gave them the information to do it with” — Burkett

“Avast! Do ye know what day ’tis today? It be International Talk Like A Pirate Day!” — Esmay