Money Quotes

“The movie is an utterly meaningless waste of time. There was no reason to produce it, except to make money, and there is no reason to see it, except to spend money. It is a dead zone, a film without interest, wit, imagination or even entertaining violence and special effects.” — Ebert

“You plug it in and it produces some kind of electro-wave that tricks the bone into thinking that it’s being stressed, so it puts more bone stuff there” — Brown

“Why, it’s almost as though it were signed by an entirely different individual!” — Aaron

” ‘Eye’ does not need a facelift, maybe a little Botox.” — Zalaznick

“I didn’t want to go to Disneyland because I thought it was so complicated” — Adolio Gonzales

“Nobody knows what these things are, but we have all been bitten.” — Swaro

“I’d love to see you Goth or in all black ’cause you’re a happy, peppy cheerleader” — Cleary

“Conditions are deteriorating, Dwight.” — Things hurricane reporters should say.

“The award fee is where you make your money” — Halliburton spokeswoman

“It’s obviously going to be far in excess of anything that the average guy would expect to find when he’s out walking his dog.” — Bishop

“The more basic question is how could a rabble of bloggers, in one day, provide hard core proof of forgery when major news organizations took those documents at face value?” — Currie

“This is why it doesn’t hurt if people call me a dork now. Oh, I think. You have no idea.” — Lileks

“I’m working under the assumption that what remains of the mass murderer is under a rock somewhere on the Pakistani border.” — Sullivan

“Francona would bring in a relief QB now” — Tim

“Me and the boys go on down to Jack in the Box once a week to have Dudes’ Lunch. Lately I been noticing that all the cars that go through the drive-thru order, pay, pull over and park, and a few minutes later a lady comes out with their food. What kind of a drive-thru is that?” — Roast Beef